something you should never say to a nine-months-pregnant woman:

"Hey! You kinda look like the Pillsbury dough girl!" And, if you happen to make this horrible mistake, do *not* follow it up by poking this woman in the belly button with a pencil and say, "hoo! hoo!" People, especially men and old women, seem to forget all their manners when addressing pregnant women. Why is this? Here's a tip: if you wouldn't like someone to say it to you when you're *not* pregnant, you should not say it to someone who *is*. Think before you speak!